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Congratulations! Gmail turns 5!

2009-04-03T21:03:00.001+09:00

Official Gmail Blog: Gmail turns 5

Congratulations Gmail !

So you want to buy a degree?

2008-11-26T16:52:00.003+09:00

Indeed education is so commercialized but this ad that I keep receiving on my e-mail box is something - no need to study just buy it. Well it is the hi-tech version of one of the famous places in my country dubbed as "Diploma Mills" where you can get a diploma from any University complete with official seals and even a corresponding transcript for the degree.

So the Diploma Mills by the roadside have found themselves on cyberspace.

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Artist makes 1,001 people his art show entry

2008-11-04T13:59:00.001+09:00

Artist makes 1,001 people his art show entry - Definitely this subject is one of those enticing emails subjects that you would click to check - and as it turn out - another spam...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Babbit Nohel <crannies@sengel-bau.de>
Date: Tue, Nov 4, 2008 at 9:01 AM
Subject: Artist makes 1,001 people his art show entry
To: netizenpete@gmail.com

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Under the treaty, reinforced by this warrant, of fromto 30,000
in twelve of the free states, upon him that it was something
like his ideal though the sentence was quashed on appeal.
and the thronging interests of youth. Time will do.

New Contest at Entrecard !

2008-07-05T17:59:00.004+09:00

Good thing I have something to post in this blog...

Now I got too many junk and spam mails unerased in my mail box, waiting to be posted here. It is a pity that I mixed them up with the other emails and so I have to check both inbox and spam, ah tedious...

Not sure where to start - the viagra, cialis, the enlargement, the time pieces, the prizes I won in lottery, fortune-loot to be deposited in my bank account, and what not...

So it seems contests are now back and alive at entrecard community!

For this contest the rule is to blog about the contests, posts the prizes and make comment.

And answer : What prize you like to win?

And my answer:

a) Definitely a Fantasy Baseball - 10,000ec - so I can put an ads to those expensive sites hehehe, nope just to ad on cheaper sites - poll says more entrecarders are buying cheaper ads

b) an Eyespi20.com - A custom made 125×125 card would be nice (plus the painting and a poem hehehe, hey don't be greedy hehehe)

So who are the geneorous sponsors:

Fantasy Baseball - 10,000ec — You can trade in 10,000ec for, like, Graham’s car or something.

Q3-n - 5000ec — Q3-n is selling their 1950s dinette furniture to finance this contest. They say, “You’re welcome.”

Øblog - 4000ec — Wow! 4000ec is going for like $30 on the Entrecard market. Thanks, Weird Oh.

Evil Woobie - 3000ec — Hey, maybe she’s not so evil after all! Or is she? You make the call!

Turnip of Power - 1001ec — He was going to go with 1000 then he found an extra credit in his couch. Thanks, Turnip!

Celebrity Pictures - 1000ec — Credits were acquired through legal means. Supposedly.

Evil Entrecard Kid! - 1000ec — Entrecard trivia: Evil Woobie and Evil Entrecard Kid are not related. Yet.

Modern Glam - 1000ec — With the 1000ec, perhaps you’ll buy an imaginary 1000ec pashmina and hang it around your virtual neck.

Dot Com Mogul - 1000ec — With this 1000ec, you might be able to buy back Q3-n’s dinette furniture.

Blabberwocky - 1000ec — It’s a play on Jabberwocky.

Looking For Scoop - 1000ec — Nothing says “I can buy one popular ad” like 1000ec.

Eyespi20.com - 1000ec — And she’ll teach you how she does that weird signature thing. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, look at her site.

Travelin’ Show - 1000ec — Message from the year 2012: Macy’s is now taking credits and a 1000 gets you one earring.

The Hypnotist - 1000ec — She will put you under a spell. Recognize!

Diet Pulpit - 1000ec — You can buy a lot of imaginary rice cakes with 1000ec. Side note, imaginary rice cakes taste better than real ones.

The Realtor - 500ec — You want insight. Listen to her write. It’s like magic beans growing in the backyard of your brain.

Romelo - 500ec — Romelo, Romelo, wherefore art thou 500ec?

WebATBP.com - 500ec — With gas prices soaring, it won’t be too long before 500ec goes for 501ec.

Inspire Emotion - 500ec — Almost pay for your favorite 512ec ad!

Sue Doe-Nim - 500ec — She’ll probably give you the credits then mock you for wanting them. That’s right — bonus!

Thailand Land of Smiles - 500ec — Actually, that’s 500 smiles.

FitnessLifeClub - 500ec — You’ll have to promise not to blow these credits on any fattening foods.

Lisa Cooking - 500ec — Surprise the whole family with 500 Entrecard credits.

JunkieYard Dot Com - 500ec — If you put these credits in a 401K, in 45 years you’ll have enough credits for a free e-card.

Movie Reviews - 500ec — You can’t buy a movie ticket with Entrecard credits. Yet. (Graham twirls his mustache. Contemplating world domination.)

And still another surprises - PRIZES

Aerten Art - She’s donating a painting. Seriously. Go look at her site and tell me you wouldn’t want a painting. Now. We’ll wait.

ImpNERD - 125×125 ad for a month — Let’s see, ImpNERD usually sells advertising for 256ec/day. You get this for a month. Um, yeah, you want this.

PoemsofQuotes - A cheesy poem about the winner’s topic — Win this and then ask them to rhyme something with, “Orange.”

Eyespi20.com - A custom made 125×125 card. Some of you need this. You know who you are.

Diet Pulpit - One week ad spot right below the banner and a personal greeting from Lady Rose saying, “Congratulations!”

JunkieYard Dot Com - Three blogroll links. Okay, the thing is, you can’t just get these. They’re prizes only won here.

The Hypnotist - A Hypnotic Audio - I don’t think this will simply be trance music. I could be wrong.

So click and visit this link to get in to the contest: http://entrecard.com/blog/?p=408

The Biggest Entrecard Contest Ever

TysBlog.com’s First Entrecard Credit Contest

2008-03-14T23:49:00.002+09:00

The prize has been raised to $25 CASH + 3000 Entrecard credits + a Review of your blog + a couple Permalinks!!!!

I wonder if this prize is not so attractive enough that it seems to me only few people are grabbing this opportunity.

Contest fatigue?

Or perhaps those who are conducting those contests are not delivering the prize to their winners.

So let's see. I have yet to blog that I have won a contest although as far as I remember I have joined several, maybe it is not just my luck.

Anyway here to comply with the contest rule, very simple indeed - just three tasks: stumble, subscribe to the bloggers rss feed and write a blog entry.

So why not try your luck... very simple just do it !

TysBlog.com’s Entrecard Credit Contest

Craziest Internet Marketing Contest Only for the Wise

2008-03-14T02:09:00.008+09:00

WARNING:
this is not a SPAM - this is a

contest!

I am joining this contest! To be part of history...

Well I found this again at entrecard's blog, although the contest has been running for few days. Well entrecard happens to be to my knowledgeable, the portal of all on-line contests among bloggers, so many contests are being made around earning entrecard credits.

Entrecard just happen to be one of the prizes. The total amount for this blog contest though is whopping $7,695, the biggest so far in the blogosphere for this kind of contest.

To join be ready to comply with the contest's rule to earn more entries. Of course more entries means more chance of winning. It is unfortunate though that one of the highest prizes is not applicable to Asian countries, I believe bloggers in Asia combined would even surpass those of America or Europe even. But then not all these blogs in Asia happened to be written in English.

Also it is so slow for industries and companies in this part of the globe to advertise on the net and maximize the full potential of bloggers.

So one of the contest rules is blogging about the contest which will entitle the blogger to earn 10 entries.

So here's the link to find out more about the contest:

Craziest Internet Marketing Contest You’ve Ever Seen - $7,695 in FREE Cash & Prizes

hadn't had sex for a while.

2008-03-07T14:16:00.003+09:00

So here is a one liner ad... I have not opened the link though...

f rom	Damian Pitts Damian@binghamton.edu
to		Nolan Conley ,
date		Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 11:54 AM
subject		I hadn't had sex for a while.

Grow that manhood in your pants today!

hide details 11:54 AM (2 hours ago)

Why Spam ads! (?)

2008-03-07T11:46:00.006+09:00

All the time I keep receiving all these spam adverts in my mail box. They confuses and annoys me with what is and what is not to be thrown away since some of my legit emails goes to the spam mailbox.

They all come in different varieties and forms and I'd like to keep a memory/documentation of them in this blog. Emails informing that I won in a lottery or asking for help about wealth that needs to be deposited to my bank account number. Some of the naive had fallen victims to this scam, giving their bank account number and paying fees.

Some ads about enlargement of schlongs and dongs, (how do they know I need enlargement, hahahaha !), others promoting viagra ( sorry I think am passionate enough to need some) etc., etc.

Well one commentator said that these ads are written very creatively, and he is wondering why some of these good writers had fallen to these kind of technical-creative writing exploits. Well they are marketing a product so they need to catch attention of their readers.

For me these spam emails are wealth of vocabulary, a source of inspiration, a supply of entertainment but most of the time indeed they are nuisance. So adding to spam on the net - is a blog about spam.

So for those who like and enjoys Spam and for authorities to find out who they this is the blog to read.